An Ode to the Slurpee
July 12, 2011 § 2 Comments
Um…so maybe we had a meeting at a 7-11 yesterday. We don’t really like to go into details; we’re secretive about how we work, like Skulls and Bones, but with less future Presidents doing coke off of various hooker body parts. Speaking of coke, how much are Slurpees the legal version? So much. So very, very much. In honor of that, we’d like to share this amazing poem about the Slurpee.